Well actually, they were the exact words of David Cameron when asked last year if his party would stand aside in any Northern Ireland constituency.
Asked whether his party would stand aside in any Ulster constituency, he said: "None. Out. None. Absolutely none whatsover.
We're a United Kingdom party. I don't stand aside in Glasgow because it might help the Liberals. I don't stand aside in East London because it might help the Greens."
Less than a year later, though, his cumbersome contraption, UCUNF, has … um … stood aside in Fermanagh and South Tyrone.
Would you buy a used car off someone like Cameron?